Welcome back to the PC Gamer Q&A. Every week, we ask our panel of PC Gamer writers a question about PC gaming. This week: which game were you the best at? We all have those games we become obsessed with, until we reach some level of mastery. We’d love to read your suggestions in the comments, too.
James Davenport: Super Hexagon
I never get too attached to one game for very long. I think the most time I’ve spent playing any one game is Borderlands 2 with something like 300 hours clocked, and I don’t even like it that much. But when I do love a game, it’s a swift, dedicated, blinding attachment, usually the product of horrible depression or anxiety. So it’s weird that I would play Super Hexagon during one of the most difficult months of my life, but I did, and it helped me calm down. Within a week I beat the hardest difficulty and managed to stretch nearly a minute beyond the ‘win’ time, though I can’t remember my times exactly. When you see that game for the first time, it’s almost not easy to parse what’s going on. Between the rotating screen, flashing colors, and intense chiptune soundtrack, maneuvering that tiny triangle for even a few seconds was impossible at first. But then it wasn’t impossible, just difficult. Then it wasn’t difficult, it was second nature. It’s a silly example, but I try to remember that when I don’t feel capable. Super Hexagon is more potent than any quote from a dead philosopher.
Wes Fenlon: Tower Wars
Years ago, a friend and I spent a good week mastering the wonderful tower defense game PixelJunk Monsters on PS3, which had a rare co-op mode that let you run around the map together building and buffing towers. So when we happened upon another cute tower defense game on Steam with online co-op, we decided to give it a shot. And for a couple weeks we were utterly addicted to Tower Wars.
It’s classic Tower Defense, really: you build mazes out of towers, upgrade them as you get more cash, and defeat hordes of enemies as they wind their way towards your base. But in online multiplayer, you had to manage building your own defenses and send waves of units crashing down on your opponents. We played the 2v2 mode and quickly developed a pretty effective strategy. Cheap towers to sketch out just enough of our maze to handle early waves, and then rush the right combination of fast units to send our opponents into a panic. We figured out some good unit combinations and managed to win against most of our opponents. It was a winning spree of only a few days, but man it felt good.
Only a few thousand people owned Tower Wars when it first came out, and I don’t remember how many people were on the 2v2 leaderboard, but I do remember we got down below 100. Maybe 80? Maybe 40? We were definitely some of the best players in the world. Never mind that it was a very small pool. Wherever we peaked, we definitely started playing against opponents who could outlast our rush strategy and slowly wear us down with clearly superior maze building. Those matches would drag on for so long that Tower Wars’ framerate would slow to a crawl as we delayed the inevitable. We knew we’d topped out. But for those couple of weeks, we were unstoppable.
Chris Livingston: Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
I’m sad to say it’s Half-Life 2: Deathmatch. Damn, I was good at that. Something about flinging around toilets and file cabinets with a gravity gun was second nature to me and it’s pretty much the only multiplayer game where I’d routinely wind up with the most kills. And there’s no better kill than a toilet kill, except possibly using the gravity gun to catch someone’s pulse rifle orb and fling it back at them. I was good at that too.
Unfortunately, HL2 Deathmatch was about as popular as an antlion at a beach party and quickly fell by the wayside. Maybe everyone got tired of being killed by flying toilets. Or maybe it just wasn’t a good multiplayer game. I guess I’ll just wait for Half-Life 3: Deathmatch. Should be out soon, right?
Tim Clark: Hearthstone (obviously)
This feels like a very deliberate attempt to trap me into answering Hearthstone again, which I will now step smoothly into. The one time I put the effort into grinding to legend rank remains the single hardest thing I’ve done in a game (even though I played Zoo for quite a bit of the way), and so seeing that card back reward pop when I made it is also one of my happiest moments. For the rest of the month I tooled around playing comedy decks with the pressure off, and one Sunday afternoon managed to find myself at about rank 400-and-something (blaze it) on the EU server with Yogg & Load Hunter. For about an hour or so, I was technically, sort of, the 400th-ish best player in Europe. Contract offers from pro teams should be directed to the usual address.
Austin Wood: Hearthstone
Most of my best games aren’t on PC, so I was having a hard time choosing—until Tim answered Hearthstone. Which reminded me that, for a glorious hour, I was legend rank four (which, correct me if I’m wrong, is better and handsomer than 400-and-something) on the North American server. It was during Midrange Paladin’s Goblins vs. Gnomes heyday. I built a list with two Equality, two Solemn Vigil, one Defender of Argus and only one Quartermaster, and climbed the ladder with a 67 percent win rate. It’s still the only time I’ve actually recorded Hearthstone matches. That deck absolutely feasted on the Zoolocks and Handlocks in that meta. I hit legend at rank 13, and climbed to rank four before being beaten back by a wave of Rogues. Which was when I, too, started playing meme decks.
Jody Macgregor: Thief Gold
After finishing Thief on normal difficulty I went back and did it all again on expert, 100% loot. I was unemployed and living with my parents, which is the only reason I had time for it. Replaying it more recently I’m pretty average, and have forgotten where half the secrets are. But on the other hand I don’t sleep on a mattress on the floor of my parents’ spare room these days so it’s hard to feel sad about my atrophied stealth skills.
Andy Chalk: Doom
I was an untouchable OG Doom machine. Ultimate, Master Levels, Lost Episodes, WAD CDs, you name it, I slapped ’em all around like they were a pistol zombie standing in the middle of a room full of barrels. Opportunities for multiplayer were far rarer than they are now—you could go one-on-one over a phone line, or put yourself through the hellish wringer of setting up an IPX network for some four-way fun—but I was a monster there, too. And strictly with the keyboard—it never occurred to me to play with the mouse at first, and mouseketeers couldn’t keep up anyway so I never saw a point in changing. (This attitude would come back to bite me in the ass when I attempted to take on Quake.)
At one point I exchanged a few messages with American McGee on the Software Creations BBS in an attempt to shit-talk John Romero into taking me on. McGee politely but firmly told me to stop bugging him.
Samuel Roberts: Batman: Arkham City
I’ll never be Batman, but in Arkham City’s challenge rooms I got pretty damned close—while still being able to maintain my diet of cheeses and red wine. The amount of tools you get deep into the second Batman game, like the ice bomb and the remote electrical charge, give you numerous ways to creatively deal with Gotham’s thugs and send your score soaring. It’s terrific to just practice that until you can perfect each room without breaking your combo or taking a hit. I never quite mastered Arkham Knight in the same way.
But what about you, reader? Let us know below.